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>Implying you wouldn't date someone who can perform polymorphs
>Implying that being turned into a completely different animal wouldn't be an incredibly impactful existantial experience
>Implying that the woman you love shouldn't be able to turn you into any one of over 700 magical creatures at any time, becoming a different one any day and not having to do any repeats until nearly 2 years pass
Every single one of you has lost at this game.
