>>11828134"H-HEY! The Mankey's Paw! Give it back!"
"Nope. Ethan, I know how this thing works. I've seen every horror anthology show ever, four times, and I had ninety nielsen boxes connected so I was partly the reason why most of them got renewed past season two. Ethan. I'm going to wish for you to love me. For you to never sway into slut's way again, and for us to be together forever.~"
"Attention, skank! THERE'S ONLY ONE WISH LEFT!"
Lyra stops nibbling on the paw fur to retort, "And shouldn't it go to 'wittle 'ol me?"
"HELL NO!"
"Ethan. I don't think you're playing fair."
"FAIR?! FAIR?!?!?!?"
Lyra punts you in the face, "Yes. FAIR, ETHAN."
The paw still has one wish left on it. Once it's used up, it'll close up forever and will only open back up if you sell the Paw to someone else, and who the hell is going to want something as cursed as that?
You're fucked.
Lyra quickly realizes her mistake, "Aww Ethan!~ You're so cute when you're hurt, why do you keep making me hurt you Ethan? It's so funny, hahahahaha!~- BUTSOWRONGATTHESAMETIME!"
You're on the ground, groaning from how hard that punt hurt.
>What does Ethan do next?! 