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>Be 14-19 years of age
>Be recieving a blowjob from gf while playing Pokémon
>She's taking it Slowbro
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>Find a Shiny Shroomish in forest
>Become so excited, you accidentally jam your Diglett into her eye socket
>Fuck
>Look down at your gf
>Your gf is Shrek
>Become confused
>Shrek looks up and says, "Game ogre, pal"
>Shrek dies
>Gameboy's batteries die
>You do not finish blowjob
>You do not catch Shiny Shroomish
>You do not pass go
>You do not collect $200