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>Doing a Nuzlocke Run for SWSH with a bunch of arbitrary rules just to make it more difficult
>Galar Pokemon Only, No Dupes, No Camp, etc
>First catch is a Skwovet
>Name it Chungus (dead meme I know) because I know about the fat fuck he's gonna turn into and stick it in the back of the party
>Eventually the Starter dies to an unlucky crit and I bring Chungus out to deal with it
>Barely squeaks by a win and gets Stockpile
>Eventually Chungus evolves from being fed EXP in the back and gets Stuff Cheeks and Body Slam
>Find a TR for Body Press, give him the move because no one else is gonna use it
>Get to Nessa
>Since my Starter died I go ahead and bring out Chungus to see what he's got
>He fucking stomps the entire gym
>Nessa Dynamaxes her Drednaw
>He fucking OHKOs it anyway with a +5 Body Press from stuffing his fat fucking face earlier
>Stomps Kabu as well
>Look up this thing's stats because I was sure that Greedent was garbage
>Turns out his stats are comically min-maxed
>Chungus proceeds to steamroll the rest of the game
>He solos damn near every gym due to sheer bulk
>Completely flattens Rose
>Beats Eternatus one on one
>I manage to get an Eternamax Fight that feels actually climatic for once as Eternatus stomps Hop's team and Zacian and Zamazenta actually manage to run out of PP on their signature moves
>"Chungus is remembering the first time it met you"
>Body Slams the space Dragon into the ground
>Finally get to Leon
>After muscling past the Aegislash with Payback, he stomps everything
>Get to the Charizard
>Plan to Body Slam like usual as Chungus has his berry still and getting hit with his +3 sp.def will trigger it
>G-Max Wildfire
>It's a critical hit!
>Chungus fainted!
>I win the battle, but only at the cost of my absolute bro for that run who sacrificed everything to get me to the end only to die right as we were grasping victory
I can't believe I got attached to this fat fucking squirrel, god dammit
Why must Nuzlocke Runs curse me so?
