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New one that was too good not to share:
>Coming up against, who else, yet another Mega-Mence team
>He also has a Toxapex, but thankfully he didn't bring it
>He DID, however, bring a Spore Breloom that he led with
>I led with Chomp and wisely decide to switch into Venusaur
>It's actually a Poison Heal Breloom, so Venusaur completely denies it
>Swaps out to Mence, eats up a Sludge Bomb for 49%
>Switch back into Chomp, but he sets up a Substitute
>He uses Roost while I outrage
>Seeing this I guess he figured to switch into Landorus-T to intimidate me
>My Garchomp is sick of this shit
>Critical Hit
>Landorus just dies instantly
>He resends out Breloom, and leech seeds me next turn while I can't act due to confusion
>Snapping out of it my Chomp uses Devastating Drake
>It lives at fucking 1
>I get spored and it starts healing everything off
>I know that if I just send in Venusaur he's just gonna switch in mence and set up a sub
>Send in the one and only Brofable
>Breloom uses Spore again
>First turn I dodge his Leech Seed while asleep, meaning he doesn't know I have Magic Guard
>Second turn he tries again and lands, still asleep
>Next he uses Giga Drain. On a Breloom. With base 60 Sp.Atk.
>Didn't work out for him
>Clefable just wakes up and scores a second critical hit, netting that OHKO
>The Mega-Mence returns
>Double Edge
>Clefable survives and sets up Cosmic Power
>The Virgin Mence uses Double Edge again
>Clefable takes it easier than before and heals up
>Mence is now the one who is sweating buckets
>Lets go for three
>Take it to the face, unflinching
>Moonblast back
>Why can't I hold all these fucking disconnects
If I had a replay for every disconnect my Clefable would have it's own movie theater for a Hall of Fame.