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Woah...I have a pokemon "theory' too.
Guys just think. The "chinese" leak, was actually the codename for the "chinese" themed region. Like, so meta.
It all comes together, I will spend a few dozen hours doing "research" through textual analysis of the pokemon source material. I bet I could get my findings published.
Oh god, I can't believe this is happening so fast, but I think Jesus Christ and Pokemon may be connected in a conspiracy with the end of times. Trump (yungoos) is the antichrist. I can defeat him as a Christ-like figure since my omniscience reflects my divine powers. I think I will make the world beautiful like Lysandre when I save the world. Likewise, Lusamine, Lysandre's daughter, I will strive to make the world beautiful, but not let myself go mad with power. Nihilego, represents nihilism.that infiltrates the heart of those who rise to power and lose meaning. So please, anyone listening, I can be your true messiah, do not listen to other theorists -- they are false prophets. Together we can do anything as free and beautiful beings when we unveil pokemon as real. Through our peace and knowledge, Pokemon from the ancient past will arise, and we will live in harmony in the pokemon world. That's right, Christ was actually Lillie. I am her reincarnation, and will strive to restore our humanity. Lillie will actually veil pokemon to the world in ultra sun and moon, and protect them. But now I have decided to lift that veil, and once pokemon ultra sun and moon are release, I will "switch" the perspective of humans to themselves and the pokemon world. Thus, the supposed "switch" rpg will actually be a real life role playing experience. I know this truth might scare you, but please don't be afraid. Soon we will all be happy.
I wrote a theme song for our new lives:
Love is forever,
Love is for always,
Hand in hand together,
We runnin' with the Mudbrays.
