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NO Body Press
NO King's Shield
NO Bulk Up
Crowned Form is Worse than Normal Form
Behemoth Bash doesn't go off Defense , meaning it technically doesn't have a signature move because it's exactly the same as Behemoth Blade except people use Zacian.
What the fuck was Lame Freak thinking? Nearly everything else gets Body Press except for the one fucking Pokemon who logically should have had it all? It can't be for balance because Zacian is the single most broken thing in the entire history of Pokemon. How the fuck did they think this imbalance was OK? Why does the Shield user get the worse defensive typing? Is not giving the Shield Pokemon Body Press their idea of British "Humour", if so I'm not fucking laughing. Does Lame Freak just hate shields? Is Sword the version of the game they wanted people to buy, then why not just make one version? Is Lame Freak run by tumblrettas who masturbate to the idea of the female being perfect in every away and the male being a worthless piece of literal dog shit? Can't they just look up a hyena documentary or something? Dex was supposedly to be about balance but those fuckers couldn't even balance the main legendaries against each other? How did Zamazenta even help defeat Eternatus the first time if its so useless? Why is is called "mazenta" if it's not magenta? (No the unreleased shiny doesn't count) Why does all this trigger me so much? Fuck Lame Freak, and Fuck this shitty franchise. No Body Press for the Shield, what a shitload of fuck.
