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Lucario
Mega Lucario in particular, it should really be the mascot of Pokemon. It is the best Pokemon competitively and design wise.
I love it so much I swear, I want mega Lucario to bullet punch my ass. I want it to giga impact inside me. I love mega Lucario so much. I want it to ram it's gigantic spike up my ass. I want it's gigantic arms around me. Mega Lucario is the most amazing Pokémon ever created. I wish to have sexual intercourse with it. Mega Lucario is more beautiful than women to me, mega Lucario is more inspiring than men to me. Mega Lucario is wonderful. My emotions toward mega Lucario are stronger than one thousand projectile-vomit powered boats. My love for mega Lucario is stronger than the the gravitational forces keeping us stuck to the Earth. Mega Lucario should be the new mascot of the whole franchise. Mega Lucario should be the new mascot for Nintendo. Mega Lucario is the most beautiful Pokémon and it should be law that every trainer has one, even youngster Joey.
I want mega Lucario to BULLET PUNCH my ass, I want it to Bone Rush inside me, I want to feel it's three defence EVs, I want it to peruse my ass, I want it to Metal Claw my back, I want it to Force Palm me. Hard. Harder than ever. I want it. I want Mega Lucario. I want one in a Love Ball. I want
