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>be me 20
>have a pokemon game from each gen
>fix an old gameboy from garage sale just to play emerald
>play them all in preperation for Sword/shield
>favorite is platinum because nostalgia and music
>replay plat with shiny turtwig I soft resetted for
>ffw todays the day
>buy a switch and buy sword and shield with it
>rival is actual retard, chooses the pokemon I have advantage over and tries to lecture me on types
>I choose Grass so champion effectively nerfs himself with a second Fire Type
>Champion gets lost a lot, zero brain, showboats when he looks retarded, and has a fan service charizard
>play the game itself
>catch interesting pokemon and explore wild areas
>not even attempting to complete dex
>by the time i reach champion have two level 100s
>one is ninjask with false swipe I used for catching Pokémon
>wipe his entire team just as easily as I did in every other battle in the game
>realize i spent 450$+ on a cash grab
>if anyone wants to buy my switch hmu, I wont let them ruin diamond/pearl for we with the remakes
