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A loud explosion from the building behind me. Shattering brick and glass rained down on my head as I ran the opposite way.
"EEEEETHAAAN" The scream echoed throughout the night like an elephant bellow.
BOOM. Another explosion my way. I fell face first into the wet grass. I looked back and I saw the devil herself holding a sac of what seemed to be poke balls.
Wait.. exploding poke balls? No.
Voltorbs..
"You know Ethan.. I actually was going to applaud that little escapade you made back there." She growled.
BOOM. A few feet and my head would've been blown away.
"By the way that was really cute what you did. Vomiting on my head. Gotta write that one for the books!"
"Lyra, please wai-" BOOM "ARGH!!!"
"I'M NOT DONE TALKING YET, GOLD. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED? PEOPLE DONT CALL THEMSELVES MINERALS YOU FUCKWIT."
BOOM.
"But then I decided to go through your pants. And you wanna know what I found?"
"Ah...uh ah m-my phone?"
"KRIS. I FOUND YOUR HUSSY, KRIS." She said as she held a picture of Kris. Oh no. I forgot how much of a jealous bitch she was. "That's uh.. that's not her, she-"
I was cut short by the picture shoved down my mouth. She pulled out a lighter and started setting it on fire. She then reached for the knife i had totally forgot about, not that I would've done anything with it.