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/vp/, oh, /vp/...
Please, anon, help me...
My brain is about to fucking explode.
I am going through a fucking existential crisis right now.
You probably already guessed it.
I... I (CASUALLY) found a Shiny female Ralts...
I had a Pokémon with False Swipe on my Team... a Zangoose...
I thought "Hey! Y'know, even if the possibility is FUCKING 2%, it might know Memento or something!
THROW A FUCKING BALL!"
It didn't catch it... it inmediately used Teleport and my soul was fucking crushed.
Why, God. What have I done...
No... I do not have a Master Ball...
What are the fucking odds.
To think I was getting out of my mental downhill of crippling depression...
I need a hug, /vp/, fucking hell.