>>18055495While most people would be afraid of a pure maiden with chompers as big as those, Alice is too young to know the petrifying dangers of a Mawile clamping down on your skull, crushing and mutilating it to a bloody pulp.
"Hello!~"
"Chic, chic! Tortururu!~"
"Saludos." she says, although it is the chomper's lips that move, not her own.
>"Oh...Mawile. ¿Cuánto tiempo más? ¿Cuánto tiempo más hasta que te vea de nuevo?"Shuckle climbs up the hill, keeping a close eye on the loli and the living ruse as they converse, ready to strike the moment anything goes wrong.
Alice frowns, having never heard such a greeting before, "Huuuuuh? What didja say?~"
"No hable español?"
"Mmmm...Nope!~"
>"Recuerdo que primero conocerla en Orlezuela, era casi como un sueño."A) "Hey hey! Why are ya sad? Today's a happy day!~"
B) "Don'tcha got a boooooooyfriend 't 'b with right now?~"
C) Alice offers her candy hearts.