>>20284341>Being this inbredDude, as if gamefreak would ever be able to make an uncensored replication of something so spine tinglingly unnerving. Do you have any idea how all around tantalizingly horrific a SKELLY POKE would be? Smogon would flip its shit, centering the entire metagame around that bag of bones. And let's not even start on the blood curling movepools; Shadow sneak, BONE rush, SKULL bash, fucking SWEET KISS
OF FUCKING DEATH. Kids would soil their pants every playthrough, and ultimately, full grown adults would tremble in fear at the thought of venturing through this hair raising journey. And no one...and I mean no one...would ever...catch 'em all. It would be skeleton hell. You would have this curse cast upon /vp/, anon? You sick fuck.
