>>18937481http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB0H2X-dl20Alice starts to rapidly fire insults in the hopes that at least one of them will be able to deter Serena and rip her a new one, "Your...your...um...YOUR COSTUME'S IS SUPER DUMB!"
Serena drones out a tired sigh in agreement. She grabs one of her big floppy ears and fiddles around with it, "Ugh, tell me about it. Talk about self-deprecation, no? Truly the pinnacle--the /embodiment/ of detrimental instrumentality to the female forme, or to put it in less sexist words, it makes me feel too exposed. I'd only ever be okay with wearing this if it were in privacy, not out in the open, are you not troubled by the amount of leg that I'm showing off?"
Alice cocks her head to the side, "Ehhhhh...?"
Still not feeling belittled (at least not anymore than she already is), Serena leans into her daughteru's ear,
"To tell you the truth, I'm only wearing this because butterfingers made me. I haven't a death wish to hear the potential whining that would have ensued should I have refused."A) Serena spouts more feminist bullshit.
B) Attempt to break this shit up before it gets weird.
C) Oh, look, a customer at the most inconvenient time!