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If Pokemon were real, I'd love to build a machine that rips a Pokemon's soul from its body without killing it.
I'd make my favorite pokemon who have been by my side for years help me catch wild Pokemon so I can take them into my laboratory and make my own Pokemon watch as I take their souls away.
My machine would also let me use the energy from those wild pokemon's souls to increase the power of my own pokemon until they were incredibly powerful.
and then, finally, one calm winter evening, I'd have my Typhlosion laying on the floor at my feet as I sit on the couch.
I'd get a super soaker filled with ice water and get a couple of my water pokemon to douse him with water until I forced him to submit and enter my soul sucking machine.
And thenI'd look into my Typhlosions eyesand soak in the horror, disgust, and sadness as his own beloved master whom he trusted and loved betrayed him and stole from him the most important part of him.
And then I'd flip the switch and hear that deep mournful groan escapes his lips as his life as a complete being comes to an end forever.
Typlosion looks into me longingly, hungrily, pitying himself and mourning his own missing half.
"Master...why..."
I'd then cuddle the shell of my Pokemon reveling in the sense of total mastery that the theft of his soul has given me. He'd never think or feel or love again, but He'd still be mine to do my bidding for years and years to come.
That's what I'd love to do with my Pokemon.
