>>19227354don't mind that little thing
what you should be worried about are these fellows
you might be thinking: "wow Godzilla looks nice" or "holy shit is that a replica of the mud crabs from skyrim?" or "photoshop surely got realistic these days"
but those things are real and scientists must have been high as fuck when they decided that this would be ok to excist on earth
the so called "coconut crab" is not even a crab.
it's really an Alien look at it, that thing is not from this planet.
they call it coconut crab because it thinks it would be funny to climb up palm trees and cut down coconuts to crack them open afterwards and eat the flesh of the fruit.
HAHAHAHAHA funny right?
it climbs up trees
and then
opens a coconut
hahaha ehehe
it's actually preparing for the invasion on us and the stationed units have to get ready to crack our heads open so they are training with coconuts daily. people who are scared of spiders are stupid, they should be scared of these aliens.
