>>20643812>>20643927>>20643955Thank you for sharing that! That'll help me get through the day.>>20643553You're fishing for the sake of emptying your mind and gaining the strength to move on. To do that, you'll have to accomplish an impossible feat in the form of near-impossible catch.
Hallowed wine-aged fables passed throughout the centuries speak only good things of an incredibly repulsive, absolutely disgusting, impossible-to-catch, dim-witted bass with two beady eyes and the smell of fermented cucumbers.
They formally refer to it as "Feeboss", but the corruption of the English language over the years has devolved it to "Feebas". A fish so damn rare and impossible to find that it ONLY appears in six fishing spots on this particular lake alone, the most as far as large bodies of water in Kalos go.
The six spots in which the fabled bass can appear are randomized by the hour, and the chances of you finding it in one of those spots is slim to none, but once it's caught, it's no competition to catch it, it's extremely slow in the head so any trainer worth their balls will be able to catch it
You're really hoping you're right on the money here. A simple tame Magikarp isn't enough to rectify your wounds that will never heal.
A) OH MY GOD THE LINE IS BOBBING.
B) You hear the fish being a retard -behind you-.
C) Spot a shadow in the water far away from your fishing spot.
