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Rejuv is a bigger train pileup. Soulstones has worse dialogue. Vanguard has a worse MC.
But this game manages to have the worst consistent mix of everything.
Nothing makes sense, the game has pacing that's on par with a hyperactive child shitting all over the floor, the characters, oh my fucking god the characters suck so much incomprehensible amounts of fucking dick that I honestly think I might have turned gay from secondhand exposure. Do I need to explain how badly this game handles Chan, or Luna, or any of the fucking losers who join the main cast? Do I need to explain why Argile constantly spouting verbal diarrhea about she wants to rape every woman she sees is unpleasant and disgusting?
The padding.
THE PADDING, THE PADDING, THE PADDING.
Every FUCKING time, you do ANYTHING in this game, everything has to be interjected with some nigger ape crashing through the window and forcing you to go on a ten mile long detour, and then going a detour within that detour, and then going on a detour within that detour within the d[qeakv
But NO, it couldn't just be THAT, no, instead the game decides, that a lot of your time spent, is via fucking backtracking. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of backtracking. And guess what? You never have any teleports, characters do NOT bring you along with them, and you do not get Fly until the last hour of the fucking game. And then has the fucking gall to say you didn't even need it.
I honestly would have preferred they just not given it. This is bar none, the WORST fast travel I've seen in a video game. I thought Dragon's Dogma's was bad. I thought RDR2's was terrible. But no, it wasn't an open world, wasn't a metroidvania, but a Pokemon fangame that broke me with how garbage the handling of the fast travel was.
And no, I didn't forget the stupid fucking time gating thing, at the very least, I guess, that stopped happening by the halfway point, it's still by far the most retarded mechanic put in a fangame.
