>>17351584"Hey Bonnie!~ Have ya ever ridden a gogogogogogogoat before?"
"Uh...Don't think so!"
"Wannaaaa do it?~"
"Would I!"
"Would ya?!~"
"WOULD I!?"
Realizing that a power struggle between an immense Shadow Ball coming from a manufactured flawless machine and one coming from a weakened sapling of a balloon is an extremely one-sided battle, Drifloon resorts to using different tactics.
"Nyeeeeegggh...."
Performing a small spin and a wave of his strings, Drifloon summons a gust of ghostly winds that blow the Shadow Ball back at the cannon that deployed it. On impact, the shadowy glob annihilates it in one blow.
[What the? How did you--]
"Wind....beats......blooooooooooooob...."
The winds stop, and Drifloon finds himself becoming more and more exhausted. Helium is starting to sneak out of his blowhole, his life is quickly heading onto the downwards spiral of balloon deflation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzrWN7TZA-0But before Drifloon has time to lie down, call it quits, and maybe take a rest, he gets crudely tied around a pair of thick, long horns.
His eyes fleet over to Alice and Bonnie, who have shades on and have somehow managed to hijack a Gogoat without anyone noticing. Alice pushes up her shades which aren't really shades but normal glasses with permanent marker scribbled all over them, "Seatbelts on, gummy. Mum-mum says they're so you don't die!~"
"GOOOOGOOAAAAAAT!"
"Now umm...which one is 'sposed 't make 'im gogo?~"
A) FULL THROTTLE THOSE HORNS.
B) Kick the Gogoat repeatedly.
C) Ask the hijacked Gogoat nicely to wreck the place up.
D) Tell the Gogoat to make it a surprise.
