>>53404277There's actually a translation on danbooru , it mostly lines up with you did but there differences, mainly the 5th panel
they're calling her an iron plate, whether they're referring to her chest or her forehead is up for debate) There
may have been a Japanese pun about iron and fake that got lost in translationhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5768097?q=pokemoa+