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>Be me, 9 ranked winning streak
>Let's go for 10
>In pokemon select i get an Absol and Dodrio insta-lockers fighting for Jungle
>Oh boy
>Match starts, go to bot lane with a Mew
>Doduo immediately steals our lane pokemon and fucks off to fight jungle with the Absol
>Reach lane, about to beat the last wild pokemon, Doduo comes running at full speed and steals the wild pokemon again.
>"At least he'll gank" i think
>Motherfucker goes to the enemy jungle to see if he can steal something there or something
>I don't realize this until it's too late, i think we are going to 3v2 but that doesn't happen.
>My Mew ally is too timid and is mostly supporting me with Surf and that skill that teleports to me and gives a shield
>Im used to this kind of team anyways.
>Reach lvl 9, get my unite. Check regirock, enemy Snorlax and Aegislash are there.
>I know Snorlax will use reflect, i use my unite
>Kill Aegislash, steal the Regirock and then kill Snorlax, Mew arrives too late to help.
>I try to carry but i can't with this awful team
>We lose by a lot, Dodrio did nothing other than score because that's the only good thing Dodrio can do i guess.
Fuck you DRACKY