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>Be me
>Enjoying roleplay night with my Vaporeon
>We are playing Waterworld
>I am the Mariner and she is my companion
>My job is to run the ship and be charge of where we are sailing, as she lays on her back and soaks up the rays
>To be honest, she is a little overpowered here because she is a water Pokemon so the sea is no problem for her
>Another ship sees us and raises their flag as they pull up next to us
>It's a scruffy skinny dude with an unkept beard
>Says he wants to trade goods
>He glances at my Vaporeon as he tries to figure out what he likes
>"Is your dog pregnant?"
>I tell him no and to focus on the trade
>"They are so big and swollen."
>I offer him some spare tools I have
>"Why does she have so many of them?"
>I tell him the trade is off as I get frustrated and try to get him to leave
Why does she insist on playing this game?
