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Share your amusing Showdown stories, /vp/!
I'll start:
>be in Random Match
>kid asks if he can put this match on youtube "when [he] wins"
>contemplate letting the cocky faggot win so he can get a nice video
>my first pokemon is speed boost Torchic
>I stall with substitute and protect as much as I can
>KO two of his mons with fire blast and hidden power grass
>he starts to get angry and I feel bad so I ease up a bit and see if I can stage a comeback for him
>he uses a dratini against torchic
>i try to just use fire blast, in hopes he'll KO me.
>He focus misses 3 times in a row and rages amazingly hard calling me a "haxer"
>I KO dratini
>he sends out his next mon
>I call torchic back and send out kingler
>he switches to Darmanitan
>calls me a "haxer" for "knowing which pokemon [he] was gonna send out" and sending out a pokemon with type advantage
>thinks I'm legitimately looking at his screen through "hax"
>get tired of his shit so I pull out Abra and sweep the rest of his team
>complains more
>says he's gonna "reprot" me for "haxing"
>ok.jpg
>kid never puts the match on youtube
