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Look at this fucking chad. Look at this fucking guy.
This guy picks up girls on the daily, getting the phone numbers of bombshells like fucking Sabrina, Clair, Misty and Whitney.
What other protag gets the phone numbers of this many girls?
Brendan comes close of course, but he only has access to one region of girls, while Ethan Ziocock over here gets access to 2 regions worth of girls!