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>head back to friends house after picking up X and Y
>hes only ever played emerald and watched the anime
>he starts asking intellegent questions
>I answer as much as possible
>he begins getting wrecked by gym leaders
>he only uses his charizard and dragon rage
>keeps asking why its so bad
>keeps asking what moves do what without checking his fucking pokemons summary
>get pissed with his constant questions and remind him there is the internet
>refuses to look up type charts or moves for no reason
Later that night
>at that mega evolution lucario statue tower
>"anon why cant I go over here"
>get up and look what hes doing
>hes trying to get up the stairs
>"she keeps saying I've got to battle the gym leader"
>"well fucking go do it, you cant get past there yet"
>"but I want to know whats up there"
Even later into the night
>shove on pokemon origins because hes been requesting to watch it
>gets to the part where Red gets his mega stone
>"wait, was there mega evos in generation one?"
>"no, orgins just implemented it because of X/Y"
>"i thought you said this was more accurate to the first games?"
Even fucking later
>"i understand how water is super effective against fire, thats realistic, but why is ghost good against psychic, that dosnt make any sense at all"
The next day
>"where do I catch Xerneas?"
>"CHRIST IN A BAG I DONT KNOW, THESE GAMES CAME OUT 24 HOURS AGO IVE GOT NO FUCKING IDEA, PLUS I'VE GOT Y"
>"you could just answer nicely dude"
Was I too harsh?
