>>49998221She's unusually so elated and giddy with you the day after she's been with her bf, even going so far as to address you as "little bro" instead of the slew of insults she spews on a regular basis. Sonia shows you her porcelain-white midriff and ample bosom covered in a luxurious bra one of her bf's gifted her. She takes your sweaty hand and rests it against her belly, teasingly asking you if you can feel the kicking. Having no concept of pregnancy cycles, you run away to your room panting.
As you goon yourself, all you can think about is Sonia's offspring looking like the well-built older guy down the street who always defeats you in a pokemon battle. He knocked her up, and all you can do is impregnate your fist. 