>>24911364Midoro shuffles around the contents of his belongings for something that can help tip the scales, and ultimately settles with offering his special shiny smooth rock collection. "This is gonna hurt a bit, but oh well... Special um.. rock.. tossing attack!"
>Midoro used Smack Down!"G-Geooooooooo!"
"P-Piiiiiiiiiigeooo!"
>Pidgeotto fainted!>Pidgeotto fainted!The element of surprise (and absurdity—he's literally KO'ing birds with stones) nets Midoro two easy revenge kills. The smoothness of the rock and its gravity attributes drag the Gamma birds down until they're kissing the ground.
"GEOOOOOTTOOOOO!" the remaining birds aren't as moronic however, and quickly learn to adapt to Midoro's otherwise tepid throwing skills. "Awwh! Come on! Stay still! Your friends did! The HIGHLY CRITICAL Midoro-sama is trying to boo your BLEH performance! Let me throw things at you!"
"Geottoo!"
"Th-This isn't some carnival game, this is life or death! Why are you all moving erratically!?"
This sounds like a call for improv.
