>>54819576I would probably use my knowledge of the games' lore to win his favor and get a spot in Team Plasma, then I would proceed to be a lazy grunt and annoy him whenever I can. He strikes me as a slut for knowledge, so it probably won't be too difficult to get his attention in this way. And if that doesn't work, I can always resort to the Team Star method (beat the shit out of his grunts, lure him out, rape
in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation)