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Today I went out on a date with Sabrina. We went to a café and I asked her a bunch of questions. I knew in advance that she's dated and had buttsex with about 15 anons before me and I kept that in mind.
>"Lil Sab, have you ever had sex?"
>"N-no, I'm a virgin."
>"So you're pure and innocent?"
>"O-of course. I've never had sex so I have to be pure, right?"
>"I'm only asking because I want to marry a pure and inexperienced girl who's never done anything with a guy. You know? I don't wanna find out later that my virgin bride has fucked around in her past."
>"Y-yeah.. I'm pure."
>"So you've never had any type of sex like oral or anal?"
>"B-but that's not sex. I've never had sex.. I have dated guys but that's it, I've only gone out on dates. That doesn't make me impure, right?"
>"Wait, Sab.. you don't think oral sex is sex? What exactly did you do with those guys?"
>"Nothing happened really. Just normal stuff that people do when they go out."
>"...Did you let them fuck you in your throat or your ass?"
>"Stop asking me about that! I never had sex, anon!"
>"Sab, if you've taken it up your butt you have had sex and you're not pure anymore."
>"It's not sex! It's just the butt, it doesn't even count."
>"Are you saying you've let guys fuck you in the ass?"
>"I don't want to talk about my past! Let's just change the subject. It should be enough to know that I'll be your pure virgin bride. Like, sure, I've hugged guys and stuff, but I've never had any type of sex."
After this conversation, I fucked her in the ass. She was so uncomfortable being questioned that she would've agreed to anything to avoid answering my questions.
I wrote my phone number on her ass with a sharpie and left without saying a word. I bet she'll call me back. Nobody else will accept her anyway.
