>>56548537I return with a summary of today's portion of "learned Jews arguing over dumb shit," and also a meme.
>the law says to do X if land measurement is off by more than 1/6th, and Y if it's off by less than 1/6th>"If it's exactly 1/6th, we should do X.">"No, if it's exactly 1/6th, we should do Y.">"Nuh-uh!">"Yeah-huh!">one time some guy I knew got scammed by 1/4th, which is more than 1/6th. isn't that illegal? >"No, cuz your guy took his own measurements and knew the other guy was lying. Skill issue.">okay, minor tangent, what if your dad slept around and you didn't discover it until after he died and you'd already split his stuff with the brother you knew about? you gotta give your new bro some of Dad's stuff, but how? >"You should each give the new guy some of your stuff to make it equal, but that's it.">"No, man, you gotta go back to the drawing board entirely. Start dividing from scratch.">"You wouldn't say that if you had known of your mystery brother beforehand.">"Yeah, cuz that's an entirely different situation, obviously.">"Guys, guys! How can you say that when we still haven't resolved the 1/6th acreage debate? I have crops to plant!" 