>>30424158Why is this thread up every fucking day?
Is /vp/ so uncultured and/or autsitic as to assume that every term of endearment is literal? She calls him her uncle because that's what Hawiians do IRL with significantly older guys they're friendly with. Hell, even people in the Burgerland's mainland do it. Fuck, they even do that in your Japanese animes, if that's all your media experience is.
She's not his actual niece, she's just friendly with him and he's old.
Fuck.