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Think of a Pokémon.
Got it?
No, fuck that. Pick something better.
Got it? Alright, here it goes.
You are now fighting that Pokémon in a gladiator-type arena. There is no running, hiding, or so-on. You have classic Spartan-reminiscent armor and weapons, shield, spear and all, and you will fight until someone dies in the arena - basically, "2 men enter, 1 man leaves".
How well do you fare in the bloodshed?