>>16195653http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-1pqFu1io"Do you have any advice for a roller skating race?"
Sycamore lies back in the swivel chair, the chair that used to belong to your old dad. It's worth nothing that he's also fully naked, "Hmm, a roller skating race, hon? Ah yes! I remember! All trainers must beat him in a race before battling him, oui oui! I understand your turmoil, très grave!"
The professor ponders over the subject, crossing one leg over the other, "Hmm....Ah! One time when Siebold invited Grant, Valerie, and I to a magnificent meal, not only did I play the third wheel, but I also learned one of his many weak points! Grant, as tough as he may seem, relies more on speed when it comes to a race than tactics! Ce une torsion!"
"Speed huh?"
Your father nods as he continues cutting out your family photos, "Oui oui! In order to deter Grant, you must think dirty! Remove him of his speed, then he shall be powerless!"
"....Think dirty?"
"THINK DIRTY, MY SON! TRES BIEN!"
"...How?"
A) Imagine Grant naked.
B) Think of homosexuality.
C) Think about climaxing.
