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>tfw no girlfriend to play Pokemon with
>tfw no girlfriend at all
>tfw my waifu doesn't love me back and cheats on me with some edgy badass guy who can single handedly defeat almost everyone with his animu demon powers
>tfw I can't kill myself because I'm not in possession of a firearms license
>tfw I can't hang myself because i'm too inflated and the noose would just rip off of the ceiling
>tfw I now have to pay a debt to fix the ceiling