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Being a girl is superior though. Being a girl is playing life on Easymodo. If it wasn't then there wouldn't be so many guys doing it.
Statistically, the suicide rate for males is THREE TIMES MORE than that of females. THREE TIMES. Homelessness? NINE OUT OF TEN HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE MALE.
I can really go on and on about why being a girl is better, but I really don't have the energy to right now. As I type this, my girlfriend is complaining about her period while sitting on her ass eating the dinner I cooked her and soft resetting her game a billion times to try to get shiny Latios from Eon island. She doesn't have to work because mommy and daddy still support her financially even though she lives with me and her brother was kicked off financially when he was 2 years younger than her because he needed to "man up" and "be independent." I know that she could replace me in a heartbeat if she left me, but right now I'm the most dependable person she has and she genuinely has feelings for me; even though I only went out with her to help with her depression since I myself was in a vulnerable state emotionally. I know that if the tables were turned, I'd be shit out of luck with no emotional support or person willing to sacrifice so much just to try making me happy even without liking me romantically.
Being a girl is playing life easymodo. Unless you're born in a shit country like fucking Islam, then you're fucked both literally and figuratively. I hate the dicerolls of birth.
