>>21056698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNkQnt8G-o0"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!"
"QUUAAAACKKKKK!"
"IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ANYBODY TO ESCAPE MR. BONES IN THIS WORLD?!"
You come across quite a horrific sight. A moldy, decaying skeleton being eaten out by maggots. Mushrooms are growing all over it, though these in no way look like the kind of 'shrooms the guys back at the village eat, in fact you're no flora enthusiast but they actually look kind of...parasitic.
Assuming that only the worst can happen if you stay around like a little shit, you decide to make a run for it, but any hope for escape is dashed by the Pokemon that suddenly lunges out at you from the water.
"QUUUAAAAAGGGG!"
"A-Aaaahhhhh! N-NO PLACE IS SACRED HERE!""
"Quak quack!"
A bloodthirsty Quagsire with an unquenchable lust jumps out of the water now that you've taken his bait. With soulless eyes and a strong hankering for boy flesh, he lurches forward, all lubed up and ready to go.
>What do you do next?! 