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>november 2019
>anon meets a dude playing his switch
>playing pokemon sword
>pretends to not have seen it, is angry just thinking someone actually bought it after the twitter battle and drama
>happy player sees him staring at his switch
>"Hey man, you're a pokemon fan too?"
>"Y-Yes, ahah, w-what are you doing?"
>"Playing Sword, I'm at the 3rd gym, Scorbunny just evolved like 5 minutes ago!"
>"A-Ahah, I see..."
>"What about you? You got the game yet?"
>"N-No... Not yet... Actually I'm not getting it I think... You know, there aren't all the pokemon there, ahah... I can s-spend my money better a-ahah..."
>"I see, man, a shame. The game is awesome, wanna watch the 3rd gym Leader fight?"
>"N-No, thanks..."
>"Come on!"
>"A-All right..."
>"You see? This is my team, this is a new pokemon I called Jhonny, this is dynamaxing and this... anon?"
>"..."
>"Anon, why are you crying?"
>"I'm sorry, I gotta go..."
>anon opens amazon and buys the game
>has lots of fun with it, happy ending