>>22603400Today it happened. 'It' being that i was transformed into a supposed bringer of disaster. This does not make sense to me in the slightest. My obsessive cleanliness with my keyboard has managed to save me from the horrors of what may lie on it, I've found that it is the easiest to type with my tongue. My friend fled at first sight leaving the door open. I hope he will come back because I'm sure that this thick fur is rather flammable...
