>>16865240"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!~"
Lily is forcibly tossed off of the mall Santa. In the blink of an eye, his entire demeanor changes. His voice gets gruffer, his jolliness turns into pure sourness, and it's only now that Lily realizes that his skin is much darker than the snow white complexion he'd ought to have.
And then Santa takes out a fucking AK-47.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urkykZp7TGQ"GET DOWN. GET DOWN. EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN. THIS IS A MALL HIJACKING FOR BASED ALLAH! NOBODY MOVE. NOBODY MAKE A SOUND."
Immediately, the public goes into a frenzy as the terrorist Santa fires warning shots into the ceiling, the TRUE mall Santa quickly attempts to escape. But terrorist Santa won't allow that.
"I SAID NOBODY MOVE!"
Santa takes out a shotgun for his other hand to carry, and then obliterates the actual Santa's head off with it. He dies in an instant, and his jolly red blood is spewed all over the toddlers who waited so long to see Santa, in gloppy red spurts.
"SAAAAAAAANTAAAAA!!!" they cry.
Midget terrorist elves make their way over to the Calcuttistanian Santa Claus, they each have their own guns. Santa puts them in charge of the crowd control.
The jolly terrorist takes out a cigar and smokes it like one cool dude, "....There's going to be some changes around here...."
The mall is put on lockdown, and Lily has blood on her clothes.
>What does Lily do next!? 