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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whEje2eHWx4You decide that if there's any better time to break the laws of physics, it's now. Your hat is destroyed, so is Miss', and she's so damn sad about it-HOLY FUCK YOU FUCKING HATE BIRDS.
It's time for vengeance.
"You're going to wish you never crossed paths with me, you stupid...overgrown pigeon thing--YOU SUCK YOU HAVE NO SPEED!"
"UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!"
Personally speaking, this is a grudge match between you and Unfezant, your other Pokemon aren't needed. You're going to kick this Unfezant's rump if it's the last thing you do!
"ABLOOBLOOBLOO!"
Using the low ground spin technique you learned from one of the many punk skaters you've come across throughout your journey, not only do you dodge the Air Cutter barrage, but you also
begin levitating.
"YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW, HERE I COME!"
"UNNNNNN! FEZ, FEZ, FEZANT!"
Unfezant's next wave of attack is a series of relentless Air Slashes. While more powerful, they're easier to dodge.
Your continuous low spins begin to pick up, going against everything written in the science books that you've been endlessly taught about back in Trainer's School. In no time, you reach Unfezant high up in the skies.
"FeZAAANT!?" the bird caws, confused as to how you're suspending yourself in mid-air just by spinning.
"I told you you were going to pay bitch!"
>How do you wreck Unfezant?! 