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I'm so ashamed of this it's the most degenerate shit I've ever done by fucking far
When I was a teenager I would masterbate a lot on my bed and would always cum laying down on my back where it'd land on my stomach. For some fucked reason I never bothered using toilet paper or anything I would literally just lay on the carpet on my stomach and just let my carpet soak up the cum. I did this for a couple years and never really noticed anything particularly dirty about my carpet, no notable smell but I think it was a bit crusty.
I eventually stopped doing it but a couple years later my parents wanted to get a new carpet upstairs including my room, for no reason that I'm aware of. When the carpet guys came to my room they apparently found a ton of what they thought was "piss" on the carpet. My dad thought it was our dog because she had a weird habit of peeing/pooping on the upstairs carpet. My dad believed that our dog had just peed up there so much that it accumulated this mass of piss on my carpet. My dad told me to make sure our dog never goes upstairs again because of how bad my carpet was, and replacing it was super expensive. Of course, I knew exactly why the carpet was so disgusting. My dad still doesn't know the truth, though I wonder if the carpet guys knew the truth but decided to cover for me, doubt it but I think about it sometimes.
Anyways my favorite Pokemon is Bellsprout what about you guys
