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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
MISTY THE GYM LEADER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER
HER LAPRAS CRIT ON MY FUCKING WEEZING, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER WHALE TURTLE SLIMEY FINS AND SHE SURFED ON MY FUCKING WEEZING, AND SHE SAID HER RAIN DANCE LASTED *THIS LONG* AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT SIGNAL ON MY POKÉGEAR SYSTEM;
MISTY THE GYM LEADER; YOU GOT A WEAK LAPRAS IT'S THE POWER OF THIS HM SLAVE ODDISH ONLY WAY WEAKER AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY WATER TYPE LOOKS LIKE
(PFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRHHHHHHH)
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
ALL POINTS, NO FRILLS, NO DEPENDENCIES, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO CLAWS AND A JAW
SHE CRIT MY WEEZING SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA CRIT THE REGION- THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER SURF
EXCEPT, I'M NOT GONNA SURF ON KANTO, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER... I'M SURFING ON MT. SILVER
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT RED? I SURFED ON THE MOUNTAIN YOU IDIOT
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE SURF CRRRRITLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING REGION, NOW GET OFF OF MY FUCKING RADIO BROADCAST BEFORE I CRIT YOU TOO
