>>22974947"B-But you're the one who left ME last time!"
"Ha ha!" Sycamore laughs, "Nonsense, mon fils! I remember nothing of the sort! Only the milkshakes! Now here, take this coffee, it's decaf! Drink and savor its pure fragrance whilst I search outside for any potential eavesdroppers. Can't have anyone listening in on our little discussion! It is of the UTMOST importance!"
You are shoved into a futon and given a cup of coffee. Your father bends over and peeps through the blinds with shifty eyes, whistling a humble tune and shaking his moneymaker in the process.
A) "..But I don't like decaf."
B) "Uh, why did you call us here again?"
C) "You seem awfully cheery about being enslaved by balloons, dad.."
D) [x] give waifu coffee
