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>Hi, how can I help you today?
>Oh you want to buy that new Pokemon game? >Sure lemme ring that up for you.
>Oh, you want the system with the game, alright.
>And the Pokeball, right. Oh, two.
>And two additional copies...
>Oh, I don't play Pokemon too often. The total is-
>No I don't play Labo either. Looks neat though. The total is 600-
>No I don't think I'll be getting it. The tota-
>*sigh* Yes, Pikachu and Eevee are very cute.
>...? You want to what with your Pikachu?
>You want to splishy splash with it?
>And play with Eevee's bouncy bubbles...?
>Erm okay, the total is 600 dollars.
>Um, no thanks, I appreciate the offer but I wont come over to play it with you.
>Uh... no thanks, I dont like chicken nuggets.
>Yes I'm sure your mom is very nice. If that is all the total is 600-
>NO, I do not want to go over to your house and splishy splash with your pikachu. The total is 600 dollars.
>...
>Are you crying? Oh my god.
>Look, I'm sorry. Just please pay the money.
>It's fine. Don't worry about it.
>...
>I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR HOUSE TO PLAY SPLISHY SPLASH
>That's it, shut the fuck up you skinny fucking manbaby. The price is 800 dollars for wasting my fucking time.
>Stop fucking crying.
>Thanks for finally paying you sissy bitch. Now leave.
