>>21115662Oh lord even the Pokémon Center has its music and the lights in it are out and it's so sad, damnit Crystal Kaizo I never asked for these feels.
Anyway, Blaine.
He starts with Typhlosion. Dragonite takes it out, Blaine blows both his healing items on it, Dragonite is left with 3 HP and a burn.
Next Blaine, like Pryce and Surge with their respective birds before him, sends out Moltres. A really fucking strong Moltres. It Sky Attacks Hitmonchan, Fire Blasts Magneton, and Hidden Power/Sky Attacks Suicune, until Entei Espeeds it.
Next is Kangaskhan. It can easily kill my whole team with Double-Edge, so I decide to save Revives by spamming Hyper Potions on Dragonite. When it's low enough from recoil (and when it crit kills Dragonite), I Espeed kill it.
Next comes Meganium, I already know what's going to happen so I stay in, spam Flamethrower until I die, revive Entei with Hitmonchan, and Flamethrower again to kill it.
After that comes Clefable. I revive a couple Pokémon, and then have Hitmonchan balk an Ice Beam to HJK/Mach kill it.
His final Pokémon is Entei. I send out Suicune, balk a super-effective Hidden Power, bring it to half with Surf, use a Max Potion, balk a combined Espeed/HP, and Surf it a second time for a win.
All I have left is Blue, then Mt. Silver and Red, and I can be done with this exercise in masochism; though, it's been fun masochism at least.
