>>18420898Your performance is certainly enough to rile up all of the Flare grunts in the room, but in a good way. See, the shades easily fool them into thinking that you, u're loli, and u're waifu are a part of their brigade.
Unfortunately one grunt doesn't seem to enjoy your little performance.
A certain Pokemon belonging to said grunt also doesn't seem to agree. The poor little guy was just enjoying a nice siesta in his pokeball when your sudden motto imitation woke him up. By just taking a look at your appearance, he deduces that you aren't all what you appear to be.
In more broader words that the people of today's world would use.
YOU.
AREN'T.
HOT.
SHIT.
YOU DYKE.
The Pokemon forces himself out of the Flare grunt's pokeball, much to the shock of the other lazy log-bumping grunts.
>The Pokemon who's going to serve you a platter of hell is...A) Toxicroak!
B) Swalot!