>>36561529Discount DICKS had Registeel and Palkia. So that was fun. I was worried when a +2 Fire Punch from Bowie failed to OHKO Registeel but it went for Curse. Miracles managed to get a Thunder Wave off on Palkia and actually landed Zap Cannon. The ever-tenacious DELELEWOOP finally went down to a Counter from Breloom on the way to Veilstone. She lasted longer than I expected honestly. I reluctantly replaced her with The Word, who didn't even make it to the next town, she was locked into Thrash and I accidentally stayed in on a Self-Destructing Claydol. I guess the game doesn't want me to have a Flying-type.
So I replaced her with former teammate Fat Bastard and HE almost died trying to Fake Out the aforementioned Breloom in a rematch. Breloom has Mach Punch. What the FUCK was I thinking? Luckily he lived on 1, and I was able to level up and evolve him without another close call. And let me tell you, this glorious motherfucker is BASED. I regret ever taking him off the team. Flame Orb + Guts + Fake Out = no brakes on the rape train, and he only got better (along with the rest of my team) once I saw the TMs the department store was selling. Maylene didn't stand a chance, FatBastard solo'd her entire team.
