>>44912209>Demo kills Spy>"Yer a back-pokin' SNAKE and by GOD you'll die like one!">disappointed snekmon stares>"Aw, lads - and lass - yer right bloody fine snakes. Ye've got tha decency ta stab a man in tha front.">Seviper approves>>44913961Is Latin always like that? I've a good mind for Shakespearean English and can even pick my way through Chaucer, but that sentence structure is strange and unnatural to me.
So, trying to put that into contemporary SAE:
>If you want to be eaten by the green (or any color) snake, you're an idiot. Resist being eaten unless you're crazy, even if you think the green, French snake is beautiful without peer. ...I can't quite get the last sentence; it looks like it's literally "Sane men know the manner in which fools want to be eaten by animals," but I think it would make more sense as "Sane men know the real reason fools want to be eaten," though it changes a "how" to a "why." Or perhaps "Sane men know to what extent fools want to be eaten," but I'd argue that anyone who knows the depths of vorephiles is no longer of pure and sound mind, themselves. Gaze into the abyss and all.