>>24787183The tie was randomized."EXCUSE ME! DO YOU HAVE ANY TAMPONS!?!?!?!??"
"H-Hah..?—O-Oh! Er, in the back, sir! But... aren't you a... /s i r/?"
"I just need to know where the tampons are located. I don't need them now, but you never know, it COULD come in handy! Now I know where to get them when and if I'll ever need it!"
"Ah.... ahahahahaha.. Ooookaaaay then, sir.. I look forward to your.. er.. potential patronage.."
>You located the Squashy-Mart tampons that-might-come-in-handy!A) Purchase a lottery ticket. It might be your lucky day!
B) Read the magazines but don't actually buy any of them.
C) Activate the Dio communication beacon.
D) Assure the cashier that you are not a sicko.
E) Purchase additional minutes for your Holo Caster.
