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spoofangel
>Makes shitloads of money
>Hot wife
>People shout compliments at him when they see him
>Women literally kissing his cock for being cool
>Donates money to charities
>Shook hands wih the President on several occasions
>Owns a chain of clothing stores
>Had an artificial womb implanted in him so he could be the surrogate mother of a thousand fetuses
>Climbed the world's highest mountain just to kiss a dove because he saw the beauty in such an act
>Empties piss bottles at least once a day
>Saved a baby calf from a burning building
walkroach
>Smells
>Disgusting
>Women hate him
>Horrible fashion sense, fedora, sandals, color dyed goatee
>His own mother hates him for being so cucked
>Never empties piss bottles
>Molests children on a regular basis
>Actually went into a children's graveyard to dig up and further defile his victims
>Buys puppies on Craigslist and fucks them in front of a video camera, sells footage to India
>Instead of clothes, he wears his own dried up poop in flakes all over his body, keeping it hard and managable by storing it in a freezer. Sometimes eats pieces of it, enjoys it, and wants to do it again
I'll just enjoy my army of 50 perfect IV Blisseys, thank you very much. No, not 90% IV. I said PERFECT IV. That's right. Maximum potential CP on all of these badasses right here.
That Fearow isn't going to last long in this town. Get rekt, kid. There is a new master in town. And he's bringing a batallion of psycho-ass Pokemon with him.
Get out of my sight.
